they always told me i'd use algebra as an adult...

quality conversation:
A: "how is getting pregnant worse than getting herpes?!"
B: "because you can't kill herpes! that shit is forever man!"
A "oh my god"
C: "that's true though. although i'd rather get syphilis that get pregnant. you can just take antibiotics for that"
B: "true that. it's like an equation, ya know. x is greater than 5, but less than 8. pregnancy is less bad than herpes, but more bad than syphilis."
C: "exactly."