my biggest fear, confirmed

so i went home for race day weekend, or memorial day weekend as the rest of the country refers to it. one night all of my of-age cousins got together to catch up and play some drinking games, all together good times, very drunk good times. so somehowthe conversation shifts to how i send out my laundry, and my cousins who have families are all sooo jealous, and there the conversation somehow drunkenly morphs into "well we only have sex once a month or so, so i don't have to wash my sheets every few days or anything" the response from hillary and i is "JIGGA WHAT!!!" and THREE of my cousins confirm that once they got married they really only had sex about once a month. OH MY GOD, i'm never getting married! wtf! seriously!