who knew?

so i have been working on the Charlie King for Attorney General campaign (woop woop)... yeah petitioning is soooo much fun, but you have to get on the ballot! but i observed some pretty funny things today:
1. a herd of guys in black hoods with huge signs screaming about the apocalypse (it is 6-6-06 today)
2. a woman WASTED ass drunk at 10 am this morning- classic
3. i outed a closet republican who was in a UNION!!! he was with his friend, who responded, yeah we're both registered dems, we're union guys, we'll sign, his friends says, welllll, actually i'm registered republican.... WHAT! YOU ARE?!?! his friend replies, great look what you did, you outed me! he says! i felt bad for a about a millisecond, but he's in a fucking union!! he should NOT be a registered republican!
4. a guy who said: "aww shorty, you so fine, i just wanna bag you up and take you back to brooklyn" bag me up? oook ummm no thanks, next please?
5. a man walking down the street in a suit and tie, with a broken nose, blood all over his face, and looking like someone just beat the shit out of him very recently
6. i was propositioned several times, i can see how a girl could make a good living asking, are you a registered voter?