that would have been AWKWARD!!

so you would think that in a city as big as nyc wou would be guaranteed virtual anonymity as far as running into people you want to avoid. NOPE! actually i would count on seeing them when it is the worst possible time. i am going to lay out the ground rules for hook-ups gone wrong: if you never call someone again, and then see them out, just kindly turn and walk away. i could care less that you didn't call... just don't ruin my evening. i was there first, i claim eminent domain, so go somewhere else. i follow these rules, is it too hard to ask everyone else to do the same?

do you really want the doorman knowing you're a slut?

when i moved to ny i thought living in a doorman building was supposed to be better than one without. it is supposed to be safer and all that jazz. not that i would know, my broke ass does not live in a doorman building, but i do have an elevator...oooh i know, high class. but i was reading in the ny times that lots of people, especially single women are forgoing the doorman option because they are "too intrusive". Basically, do you want someone else to know everytime you have a late night booty call? NO! because then you have to see the doorman the next morning, and what if you're sleeping with more than one person, or an ex comes back into the picture? do you really want to deal with the stares of the doorman? i think not. good call ny times.

all i have to say...

mary magdalene, you rock my world

so i was watching a little discovery times channel for easter (yes, yes, i am a bad catholic, but when you have no family to motivate you to go to church....) but i figured watching a little history of the bible and all would be just as good. but then there was the hot jesus again, BAH! aparently they cast the same hot piece of ass for jesus in all these discovery times shows, damn them. anyway, but i found out something SO interesting! mary magdalene was NOT a whore! once again, the catholic church, fucking things up, no big suprise. it's only the catholics that really see it that way, awww of course, because we're down for the repression of women. (no sarcasm there) casting mary as the whore was a way to discredit women leaders of the early church and to call those out who followed her teachings as heretics... we're so compassionate. if you don't believe me check out wikipedia... mary of bethany was the "sinner". damn catholics trying to discredit the women.

so i obviously need to get back in drinking shape...

yeah, so i seriously need to get back into drinking shape. especially after that last post... which i am not deleting only for the sake of keeping it real. whatever. memorial day weekend is fast approaching and i have about five hardcore days of drinking planned. and drinking these nyc wusses under the table every weekend is just not enough... my whole family is getting together for a drinking competition of sorts (oh yes we're so irish) and the trash talking has ensued. and i can't let my wisco roots down!!

yeah biches, WHAT!

so its 430 in the fucking morning and i am WASTED! and there is one thing i can tell you for sure: i hate boys. they suck. at least all the ones that i seem to meet and date, they suck. so what the fuck, figure out what you want!! OK! because i can't do this anymore!!! is all i have to say! i am not anyone's second place, "just in case" bullshit. so fuck this. i'm not 16 anymore so i can tell when something is not healthy.... and this IS NOT! and all it is, is fucking with my head, so fuck this. no more. we can't be friends, we can't be anything, because we are too fucked up. so it just has to end. now. it's over.

WI will forever be hardcore...

so the time is 3:30 am thursday night/friday morning and my phone rings. why i answer i have no earthly idea, but it's jessa and diana: wasted ass drunk. jessa has to work tomorrow, so do the other ten people who are out with her, but they are all DRUNK, and it's alll good. this doesn't happen in ny. people don't really do this any more. and it is SAD. and it is the reason why WI will always be more hardcore than nyc.

just for shits & giggles

are those really equals?

so i'm at the doctor's office on tuesday, my first appointment with my primary care physician. yeah i know i've lived here for a year and i just got a doctor, but urgent care had been working just fine till now... anyway... she was really nice and she's taking my health history, all normal questions: have i ever been hospitalized? had surgery? am i a smoker? do i drink? no, no, no, yes like a fish, then she asks me, do i do drugs, nope, i answer. because it's true, i don't do drugs anymore, and she's all like, not even cocaine? pot? i kinda let out a little laugh... not even cocaine? or pot? when did those two become on equal footing? true, pot is pretty harmless, but i don't think i can say the same thing for coke. and pot is pretty benign, coke is addictive as fuck, another reason i have stayed away... addictive personality table for one! granted coke is pretty widespread in ny, but when did doctors become so accepting of their patients bad habits?

fucking K Fed

someone should just shoot kevin federline... any objections?

say WHAT!

so my roommate was leaving work today to go to a doctor's appointment, and jokingly told her boss as she was leaving. "i have a doctor's appointment, it's a boy!" her and her coworkers laughed, and her boss said, "well then you wouldn't have a job anymore!" JIGGA WHAT! apparently it was a joke, but that is (1) soooo fucking WRONG, and (2) illegal for her to say that in the workplace!! what the fuck! i understand that academia is cutthroat and all, but that is so fucked up, and she's a woman! another reason i would rather have a male boss- women hate women, and will destroy each other, no joke.

it's gonna be like 1994 up in this bitch!!

only the complete opposite!! yeah boy!!

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, tainted by a lobbying scandal that ensnared some of his former top aides and cost the congressman his leadership post, told MSNBC's Chris Matthews on Monday night that he will not seek re-election to Congress.
Rep. DeLay was expected to announce the plans Tuesday, said Matthews, host of MSNBC's “Hardball.”
The Associated Press quoted unnamed officials as saying DeLay also is likely to resign his Texas seat and leave Congress by the end of May.
Matthews said that DeLay told him in an interview that “the polling on him in the 22nd District was going down,” as a result of his part in a campaign contribution controversy.
A Texas grand jury indicted DeLay on Sept. 28 on the charge of criminally conspiring with two associates to use illegal corporate contributions in Texas state elections in 2002, in a bid to aid the Republican Party shift the congressional map in Texas and solidify control of the House of Representatives for the GOP. Federal prosecutors also are investigating DeLay’s ties to convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff. DeLay has denied any wrongdoing in both cases.
“He (DeLay) expected to take a beating all summer on this,” Matthews said. “I guess he felt the beating was going to continue.”
DeLay defeated three other Republicans to win his March 7 primary. His replacement will be selected by the Texas Republican state central committee. The second-place finisher in the primary was lawyer Tom Campbell.
Several officials said DeLay, an 11-term congressman, called Texas members of Congress to tell them he was abandoning his re-election race.
“He’ll resign,” a former senior DeLay aide added.
‘A little too risky’In an interview with The Galveston County Daily News in Texas, DeLay said his decision was based partly on troubling internal polling results, including a poll taken after the March Republican primary that showed him narrowly ahead of Lampson.
“Even though I thought I could win, it was a little too risky,” DeLay told the Galveston paper.
The congressman told Time magazine Monday that he plans to make his Virginia condominium his primary residence. “I can do more on the outside of the House than I can on the inside right now. I want to continue to fight for the conservative cause. I want to continue to work for a Republican majority,” DeLay told the magazine for its online edition.
House Majority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, called his predecessor “one of the most effective and gifted leaders the Republican Party has ever known.”

bad influences

so krystal and i are really bad influences on each other... maybe it's not a good thing that we are now life partners in the "new york real estate game". i mean, we're talking to a friend of hers last night about a girl he's trying to date, who we randomly saw at the bar we were at in the east village, and i guess it has been 3 weeks with no play. both of us are like, WHAT! drop her! what a cocktease, you need to either hit it or quit, swear to god! later that night, realizing maybe that isn't the best advice, but the to the two of us, seemed perfectly AOK! wtf is wrong with the two of us?

what is it about guys who can't speak english...

so i always seem to attract guys who cannot speak english. why is that? at least i seem to have grown out of my lolita phase. not that i had a lolita phase, but i seemed to only attract guys who were at least 40. that was a little creepy at 17, ummm yeah. but anyway, english is a requirement for me, ok i know i live in queens, but bitch please! and some random guy last night pretended to be from the czech republic for like an hour, accent and all. wtf? but it's like three guys in the last week, all about it, but no english. maybe i need to go to different bars.