overheard in the subway...

so i love the fact that you can see and hear the craziest things on the subway in nyc. these are a sampling of the funny things i have seen and heard this weekend:
1- a man walking around with a wall-mounted rotary phone- why who knows? he just hasn't gotten the urge to convert to cordless yet?
2- a girl, at least 23 years old, trying to convince her friend that florida is bigger and longer than california... yeah. so maybe this is only funny to those of us that are sick of hearing about how great NY schools are and then people constantly saying, "oh you're from indiana, is that in the deep south?" or "you went to school in wisconsin, is that near texas?" swear to god those are real quotes... maybe i was spoiled as a child when i had a 50 united states puzzle? i didn't grow up in the all revered east coast, but at least i know general geography.
3. a girl wearing a hot pink fleece ankle length skirt and matching long-sleeve top, a light pink rabbit fur coat, a magenta fuzzy scarf, light pink earmuffs, pink flowers in her pigtails, powder pink uggs, but to balance it all off black tights and a green suede juicy couture purse. dont forget the bedazzled pink t-mobile sidekick. and she was at least 30. god save us all.