worthless piece of garbage

so I always knew that USA Today was a wothless pice of garbage that tried to pass itself off as a newspaper. But not until this week did I realize that it could actually make you dumber by reading it. I was in Rochester all week, and when you stay at the holiday inn they give you a free USA Today every morning, I figured what the hell, it's on my doorstep, I'll read it. What a mistake. so yesterday was a pretty big day news-wise. The Palestinians had parlimentary elections, and the anti-Israeli and some say terrorist group, Hamas had a landslide victory over Fatah, the ruling party. Now this was pretty much the headline on every newspaper in the country, even the little Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. But what, you may ask was the front page of USA Today? A story about snowboarders being more open-minded about participating in the Olympics instead of the X-Games. I shit you not. And this newspaper has the highest circulation in the country. That makes me want to cry.