nuggets of wisdom...

oh paris hilton, how we love you. I think it was paris who compared herself to the british royal family, because the US doesn't have royalty so the hiltons are as close as it gets. wow. pure genius. personally, i would have gone for the Kennedy family, that's just me... pure crazy talk. but here are a few nuggets of wisdom from a deposition Paris had to give in a trial where she is being sued for defamation:

On her people skills: "If something happens bad to someone, I just don't talk to them again. I don't confront people. I don't do anything."
On being kind to others: "I was trying to be nice. Because if you are nice to someone, then they can't talk bad about you. Like, they'll feel bad saying mean things about you."
On the impact of technology: "Whatever I write in an email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."
On interpersonal relationships: "I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names."
On her former publicist referring to Graff as a "stalker": "I would never say stalking. I'm not like a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."
On her deep knowledge of Greek culture: "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas or ..."