but i don't have a drinking problem...

so i got some good news about a friend of mine from school, he no longer drinks too much. this would seem to be good news on all accounts seeing as he was at times a fall down drunk, as in he actually got a concussion on a bar stool from falling over while drunk and passed out in the flower bed on the state capital lawn overnight once because he didn't want to (couldn't ?) go the three blocks home to his bed. and if anyone wants to look at this as some sort of fucked up thing about how students at madison drink too much if we didn't think passing out in a flower bed was a problem, just funny, i guess you didn't go to the right college, because when he came home the next morning it was hillarious.

anyway, turns out me and diana are the ones who are getting the lions share of the blame here. apparently as soon as we left, he wasn't going out as much, or at least drinking as much. he was only getting blasted everytime he went out with us.... which was pretty often. what, not my fault if you can't keep up.