naptown, holla back...

yeah, so i'm originally from naptown. and i recently found out that my high school is a finalist for an MTV reality show. two-a-days, where they follow around high school athletes for a season and record all the drama. nothing good can come from this. i say this not just beacuse MTV reality shows are garbage, but because mtv OBVIOUSLY has no idea what thewy are getting into at my high school. yes, indiana is known for basketball, and my high school rocks the house, but there is ALWAYS a fucking scandal at my high school. and i mean scandal. lets go down the list of what happened while i was a student there:
1. the gym burned down- ruled an arson. they re-built it. it burned down again. ARSON. AGAIN.
2. the asst. principal was caught having sex with the gym teacher in a supply closet. during school hours.
3. a school security officer accidentally shot himself in the leg on school grounds. yes, we have cops at school that carry guns.
4. the principal, while on closed circuit tv to the entire student body, used the phrase "whiggers and freaks" to describe two groups of students. ohhh yeah. whiggers, as in white kids trying to act black. that's reeeaaal PC.
5. a science teacher slept with a student, got her pregnant, divorced his wife, and yet for some reason was not fired.

so bring in the cameras MTV. it'll be a good fucking time!