total invasion of privacy!!!
but i LOVE it!
so at first i was very weary about the whole face book "mini-feed" thing. which is basically a cnn headline news-type thing running along your facebook homepage that keeps you up to date on what everyone you know in facebook is doing. personally i didn't want people know when i "de-friended" someone or some such nonsense, but now i have a new found respect for the mini feed.
so when you called me the other day i have to say i was shocked, but not surprised. if that makes sense. i knew it would happen again eventually, even though last time we talked i told you we couldn't be friends and i never wanted to talk to you again, i knew that wouldn't be enough. strange huh. that words like "i never loved you" and "i don't want to talk to ever again" don't seem to sink in. and that somehow i knew you would be back. and now here you are. calling saying you want to be friends. yet i don't believe that for one fucking second. we were never friends, how can we be friends now?
but what i love the most is that when i got onto facebook today it said your name in the mini-feed. and said you had just changed your relationship status from "in-relationship" to "it's complicated". wow. so you call me the day you break up with some girl you probably dated for like 2 weeks? fucking flattering. let me reiterate this for the last fucking time. we cannot be friends. EVER. and i'm never going to sleep with you EVER AGAIN. so please get over it. and leave me alone.
so at first i was very weary about the whole face book "mini-feed" thing. which is basically a cnn headline news-type thing running along your facebook homepage that keeps you up to date on what everyone you know in facebook is doing. personally i didn't want people know when i "de-friended" someone or some such nonsense, but now i have a new found respect for the mini feed.
so when you called me the other day i have to say i was shocked, but not surprised. if that makes sense. i knew it would happen again eventually, even though last time we talked i told you we couldn't be friends and i never wanted to talk to you again, i knew that wouldn't be enough. strange huh. that words like "i never loved you" and "i don't want to talk to ever again" don't seem to sink in. and that somehow i knew you would be back. and now here you are. calling saying you want to be friends. yet i don't believe that for one fucking second. we were never friends, how can we be friends now?
but what i love the most is that when i got onto facebook today it said your name in the mini-feed. and said you had just changed your relationship status from "in-relationship" to "it's complicated". wow. so you call me the day you break up with some girl you probably dated for like 2 weeks? fucking flattering. let me reiterate this for the last fucking time. we cannot be friends. EVER. and i'm never going to sleep with you EVER AGAIN. so please get over it. and leave me alone.
posted by Natalie at 1:45 PM
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