my midwestern-ness is fading away...
why you may ask do i think this? because this post is about people that piss me off. and what is the crime of the majority of these people. that they either talk to me or just exist.
1. people who talk to me on the subway. maybe i just need a new game face in the mornings or something, but there are too many fucking people talking to me and hitting on me in the subway. Don't you see i am listening to an i-pod?!? does it look like i want to talk to you? do you reeeeaaally think that asking me out on the subway will work? NO!
2. women who carry their dogs in bags. this isn't LA bitch. this is nyc. get that dog out of your fucking purse and let it walk on the ground. and if you are stupid enough to carry it in a $400 purse, i know you can afford not to take the subway, and take a cab.
3. men who offer their seats on the subway to stupid bitches with their dogs in purses but not the pregnant woman near her. enough said.
4. men who try to hit on me in spanish. they mostly do this because they think i won't understand, but then are stupid enough to start off with things that anyone could understand like, hola mi amor, or aye mami. are you fucking kidding me?!
5. the new waxing woman at my spa. ok, i usually get this great russsian woman but she was out this week, so i went with this other girl. MISTAKE. omg. can you just shut the fuck up while you are waking my goddamn bikini line? i am lying here half naked and your asking me what i studied in college and what i do for a living? NO! there is no talking during this process besides asking me about the teperature of the wax! just shut the fuck up.
1. people who talk to me on the subway. maybe i just need a new game face in the mornings or something, but there are too many fucking people talking to me and hitting on me in the subway. Don't you see i am listening to an i-pod?!? does it look like i want to talk to you? do you reeeeaaally think that asking me out on the subway will work? NO!
2. women who carry their dogs in bags. this isn't LA bitch. this is nyc. get that dog out of your fucking purse and let it walk on the ground. and if you are stupid enough to carry it in a $400 purse, i know you can afford not to take the subway, and take a cab.
3. men who offer their seats on the subway to stupid bitches with their dogs in purses but not the pregnant woman near her. enough said.
4. men who try to hit on me in spanish. they mostly do this because they think i won't understand, but then are stupid enough to start off with things that anyone could understand like, hola mi amor, or aye mami. are you fucking kidding me?!
5. the new waxing woman at my spa. ok, i usually get this great russsian woman but she was out this week, so i went with this other girl. MISTAKE. omg. can you just shut the fuck up while you are waking my goddamn bikini line? i am lying here half naked and your asking me what i studied in college and what i do for a living? NO! there is no talking during this process besides asking me about the teperature of the wax! just shut the fuck up.
posted by Natalie at 3:09 PM
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