quote of the week

this is my quote of the week from a fabulous tv channel- the aforementioned Discovery Times channel- and their documentary on teen sex.

"There are no STDs in South Dakota. We have pretty clean girls here."

yes, because STDs travel geographically, and only through trampy girls, you dumb fuck. guarantee next time that kid goes to the doctor he's gonna have the clap. that's abstinence education for ya.