Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The great 'Coastie' divide

so this is actually an article from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal, but with a little tweaking it could so easily be an article form the Onion...

Ugg boots, private dorms make out-of-state UW students target of teasing

Madison - Emily Bach, a freshman at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, recognized her friends' Halloween costumes immediately - jackets by The North Face, oversize sunglasses, sheepskin boots known as Uggs.
"They went as Coasties," Bach explained, chuckling over lunch in a cafeteria.
The term may be lost on people outside the university, but for many undergraduates it's a part of the vocabulary.
Step onto campus and you'll discover the cultural divide between students from Wisconsin and their out-of-state counterparts, commonly known as Coasties.
The stereotypes go something like this:
Coasties are snobs who self-segregate in private dorms and the Greek system.
Wisconsin students are provincial and unwilling to accept outsiders.
Students say the rivalry is lighthearted and that friendships form across the divide.
"We just like to make fun of each other," Bach said.
Even so, the divisions are now addressed at freshman orientation, and some students say they feel as if they are attending separate universities.
"We're in two completely different worlds," said Amanda Mausner, a freshman from New Jersey.
Private dorms fuel divide
Of the 28,217 undergraduates at UW-Madison, 58% are from Wisconsin and 11% are from Minnesota.
Most of the other 31% come from Illinois, New York, California and New Jersey. These students form a distinct demographic, and are often clumped under the all-purpose category: Coasties.
Their tuition - $20,280 a year - is substantially higher than what students from Wisconsin and Minnesota pay, $6,280 and $7,802. That makes them more likely to come from wealthier families.
A housing crunch on campus helps highlight economic divisions among some students the moment they arrive.
UW-Madison residence halls - which cost $4,716 a year - don't have enough space for all the freshmen. Under state law, the college must offer on-campus housing to Wisconsin students who enroll by a certain date. Hundreds of out-of-state students are squeezed out, and most land in privately owned dormitories off campus.
These private dorms, which can cost up to $12,000 a year, help define Coasties as separate and different. Students talk openly about a public-private dorm divide.
Last spring, a girl from New York who had been accepted to UW-Madison inquired about living in private dorms in an online listserv called College Confidential.
"I almost lived there," wrote a UW-Madison student from the East Coast. "The atmosphere is diff. if you want to be stuck in Coastie mentality, that's what the private dorms do to you."
Randy Frankfurter, a freshman from East Brunswick, N.J., lives in a private dorm called Statesider, which looms over State St. It has a lobby with plush couches and a flat screen television; a spacious fitness room encased by glass windows; and a recently installed tanning bed. It's a far cry from the public dorms.
Frankfurter said it's been difficult for him to integrate with Wisconsin students.
"They look down on us just because our parents have a little bit more money, because we talk about where our fathers work. They want to feel superior to us because they think we think we're superior to them. Then we're forced to."
Frankfurter said he is often ridiculed. "Just the other day, someone in my statistics class asked me where my Uggs were. I was trying to think of a comeback."
Jessica Fishel, a Statesider resident from Los Angeles, broke in: "How about - Where's your cheese?"
Fishel happened to be donning Uggs, as well as oversize sunglasses - items commonly associated with Coasties, even though some Wisconsin students also wear them. She said she is constantly needled over her clothing.
"At the last football game, I got four comments about my Uggs," she complained. "It's like 40 degrees. Whatever! Get over it!"

It's not just the clothes
But Bach, a Milwaukee native, said it's not just where Coasties live and what they wear. It's how they act.
"They carry themselves like they're better than everyone," Bach said, as she sat at a cafeteria table dressed in a hooded sweat shirt and jeans. "I swear, it takes them like two hours to get ready in the morning. Most girls in my dorm roll out of bed five minutes before class."
Jason Gertler, a freshman from Olympia Fields, Ill., lives in Statesider but identifies more with Wisconsin students.
"They have a spoiled mannerism," he said of Coasties. "I try to hang out with public dorm kids. They're more straightforward and quality."
Mausner, of New Jersey, agrees that Wisconsin students are more down to earth. She lives in Statesider, but has befriended some Wisconsin students in class.
"I feel like they're a breath of fresh air," she said.
Mausner recently dropped out of a sorority after concluding that the Greek system was fueling divisions between Wisconsin students and Coasties. Statistics show that most of the students in sororities are from outside Wisconsin, although Barbara Kautz, a university official who oversees the Greek system, says it's open to all.
Lori Berquam, dean of students, described the cultural conflict on campus as "good-natured," and a lot of students agree.
But Wren Singer, director of orientation and new student programs, takes it seriously. At freshman orientation, students are prodded into discussions of "stereotypes of coastal culture vs. Midwest culture," Singer said.
"Most people think about ethnic diversity, people from different races," she said. "But I think it's much more likely that a freshman would make a derogatory comment about someone from the East Coast than someone of color."
Naomi Fabe, a sophomore from Los Angeles, said it was difficult to overcome divisions.
Fabe, who lived in a private dorm her first year, tried to befriend students from Wisconsin. But she kept gravitating back to students from outside the state who shared her lifestyle and values. This year, she is living in an upscale housing complex on Langdon St., which she said is full of Coasties.
"You're trying to have a new experience," Fabe said. "But you go back to what you're used to."

Monday, February 27, 2006

hot stuff

so erika, diana, and i were looking online for bridal shoes and look at this insane shoe. it looks less like a shoe, and more like a medieval torture device to me. and it can be yours for only $2,300 from Dolce & Gabbana. Materials are metal and glass- woo hoo, the picture of comfort. they can't even get a real model to show it off. but if you're worried about the price you can order it online and get it shipped to you for only $1, what a deal.

do you realize what time it is?

so let's go through the times when it is acceptable to call someone at 6am on a saturday: you are a family member in the hospital, you are a roomate who needs bail money, best friend/sibling with life threatening emergency. Everything else should be able to wait until at least 10 am. I cannot think of any other reason why someone should be calling me at 6am on a saturday morning, especially when i haven't gone to bed yet from friday night. so guys, a little advice: if a girl gives you her number she probably wants you to call her. but what in this guy's messed up head thought, hmm, 6am i think i'll give her a call now, ask her if i can come over and have a drink. what! ok, granted we all just got home like 45 minutes ago, but at that point i am trying to go to sleep. i don't want to see the sunrise, that will just fuck with your whole biorhythmic system. so do i want you to come over for "drinks" at 6 am, hell no. and by the way, don't call me again.

Friday, February 24, 2006

quote of the week

this is my quote of the week from a fabulous tv channel- the aforementioned Discovery Times channel- and their documentary on teen sex.

"There are no STDs in South Dakota. We have pretty clean girls here."

yes, because STDs travel geographically, and only through trampy girls, you dumb fuck. guarantee next time that kid goes to the doctor he's gonna have the clap. that's abstinence education for ya.

ann slanders

i tried to warn him, but he was skeptical. i told him that she was a psycho-bitch whose voice makes you want to go into convulsions and start throwing things, but he didn't listen. so my little baby brother went to see ann coulter- devil spawn- speak at IU yesterday, and then he agreed- "man! she is one crazy bitch!". apparently she started listing off top-ranking dems and liberals and calling them names, like UGLY! yes, because their looks really get in the way of their ability to govern, you stupid whore. and i'm all for freedom of speech and equal access, so i think she should be able to speak wherever she wants, but when someone stands to ask an inoffensive question, and your response is "sit down gay boy!" (direct quote) you deserve a pie in the face. (witnessed by my roomie at another talk) this woman has nothing to say, just hate to spew. i hope she drives her car into a streetlight.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

i hate stupid people

so i'm at the post office today trying to pick up my new paper shredder (yay!), waiting in the longest of lines possible. i'm trying not to let it get me down because i'm really excited about my new paper shredder, only because after reorganizing my desk and filing cabinet i found half a forest of paper i no longer need but can't just throw away because it has "sensitive information" on it. anyway, i digress... i feel sorry for the people who work at the post office, i really do. they have to deal with the dreggs of society. for example, this guy is standing at the window, trying to mail 6 or 7 packages to different countries in south america and eastern europe. he wanted all the bells and whistles, like delivery confirmation. but he didn't understand why the us postal service couldn't give him a confirmation of when his package had arrived in latvia. "sir, they don't have the most advanced postal systems over there, and they can't let us know when they'll deliver your letter." ya think?! but he kept going on and on!! he didn't understand, blah blah blah, and gee it must be awful to live there if they can't get delivery confirmations of their mail. yeah i'm sure that is at the top of the reform list for the latvian government. then this jerk starts yelling at the woman behind the counter because czech customs has opened and resealed his package, like it was her fault! hello! the us didn't inspect your mail, call prauge and bitch about it, don't take it out on the poor woman behing the counter! boo. i hate stupid people.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

overheard in the subway...

so i love the fact that you can see and hear the craziest things on the subway in nyc. these are a sampling of the funny things i have seen and heard this weekend:
1- a man walking around with a wall-mounted rotary phone- why who knows? he just hasn't gotten the urge to convert to cordless yet?
2- a girl, at least 23 years old, trying to convince her friend that florida is bigger and longer than california... yeah. so maybe this is only funny to those of us that are sick of hearing about how great NY schools are and then people constantly saying, "oh you're from indiana, is that in the deep south?" or "you went to school in wisconsin, is that near texas?" swear to god those are real quotes... maybe i was spoiled as a child when i had a 50 united states puzzle? i didn't grow up in the all revered east coast, but at least i know general geography.
3. a girl wearing a hot pink fleece ankle length skirt and matching long-sleeve top, a light pink rabbit fur coat, a magenta fuzzy scarf, light pink earmuffs, pink flowers in her pigtails, powder pink uggs, but to balance it all off black tights and a green suede juicy couture purse. dont forget the bedazzled pink t-mobile sidekick. and she was at least 30. god save us all.

the cat is out of the bag

so i'm all for national security and such, no crazy redneck can say i'm not a patriot or whatever, but this is insane. there has been a big movement the last few years to re-classify information and papers already released to the public. on first glance this may seem ok, but de-classified information ahs already had to go through a series of hoops to get where it is, is ALWAYS atleast 25 years old, if not more, and most of any important information is still blacked out. case in point, in writing a research paper on CIA activities in overthrowing third world governtments- yeah i know that one probably got me on some sort of FBI hit list, especially after i submitted it to be published in undergrad journals- there was very little first hand information from any government agency. I was going back to the 1950's and almost none of this info had been de-classified, do you think that really there is an urgent need to re-classify the info out there? most of what is available is in 6th grade history books. the real reasoning behind most of this is quite vain:

"One reclassified document in Mr. Aid's files, for instance, gives the C.I.A.'s assessment on Oct. 12, 1950, that Chinese intervention in the Korean War was 'not probable in 1950.' Just two weeks later, on Oct. 27, some 300,000 Chinese troops crossed into Korea."- today's NY Times

ooops, yeah- we fucked up a little on that assessment. not that being off on the info has changed much in the last 50 years has it boys? but do you think covering it up is going to help anyone really? beyond that is the point that all of this information has been available to the public for some time now, and many private historians have copies of now classified materials. good, another way for the administration to turn intellectuals into criminals...

Sunday, February 19, 2006

the evil empire

so for all of you blogging and online networking fanatics- just a little FYI- time to abandon myspace, it must be done. i just found out that myspace has been acquired by rupert murdoch. oh yes the one and only fox news kingpin who is trying to take over all world media. he has now come into the internet world of networking and taken over myspace. just a little friendly information ... do with it what you will.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

gotta love it

so everyone knows that snl sucks right now. even an avid fan like myself cannot deny it. but this is so ridiculously funny. i know it's old and circulating the internet for forever now, but so what. now i can watch it whenever i want. and apparently now there is an east coast-west coast internet rap war over this video. r.i.d.i.c.u.l.o.u.s.

Friday, February 10, 2006

but i don't have a drinking problem...

so i got some good news about a friend of mine from school, he no longer drinks too much. this would seem to be good news on all accounts seeing as he was at times a fall down drunk, as in he actually got a concussion on a bar stool from falling over while drunk and passed out in the flower bed on the state capital lawn overnight once because he didn't want to (couldn't ?) go the three blocks home to his bed. and if anyone wants to look at this as some sort of fucked up thing about how students at madison drink too much if we didn't think passing out in a flower bed was a problem, just funny, i guess you didn't go to the right college, because when he came home the next morning it was hillarious.

anyway, turns out me and diana are the ones who are getting the lions share of the blame here. apparently as soon as we left, he wasn't going out as much, or at least drinking as much. he was only getting blasted everytime he went out with us.... which was pretty often. what, not my fault if you can't keep up.

sinful??

so i have been watching a distgusting amount of tv the last seven days since i have been stricken to the couch with bronchitis. and i was watching this thing on the discovery times channel, a great channel, about the evolution of the bible and the archeological evidence to the different traditions. it was pretty cool, but then the adult jesus comes onto the screen, and i am strangely attracted to jesus. and not in a religious way. he's pretty damn hot. i wonder if the casting agent thought this through all the way. there's a whole lot of catholic guilt going on here......jesus was never supposed to be hot and taking his clothes off on tv! (and this is where jesus would have bathed... off goes the tunic) the catholics aren't ready for that!!