Wednesday, March 08, 2006

a little too much snatch?

dirty minds! all of you! i'm refering to the movie in which brad pitt is a gypsy boxer with a tatooed body cut from stone, fucking hott, that's right two t's. i believe "orgasm on a stick" was the phrase used to describe him in many a scene by my friends... anyway, i digress. there was a story straight from the movie in the news today:

BERLIN - A German farmer confessed to feeding the corpse of an elderly family friend to his pigs and then stealing from his bank account, police said on Monday.The farmer initially put the corpse in a deep freezer, police in the German town of Frizlar-Haddamar said, and told curious locals the old man was in a nursing home.
"From lectures about various religions the 29-year-old knew that Buddhists either burn the dead or allow wild animals to eat them. That was how he decided to feed the corpse to his pigs," the police statement said.
He let the corpse thaw, dismembered it and fed it to his pigs. He put the parts the pigs did not eat into a sack and buried it.


now if he had done his homework, he would have known to starve the pigs for a while first, then they would have done the job... but what do i know...

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