and remotely attractive...

ridiculous conversation between a friend of mine and I:
her: so how is it that people sleep around without getting killed? i mean how do you know if someone is a crazy psycho killer or not?
me: well... i guess you don't have to worry that much any more because the murder rate in new york has gone down a lot...

her: so do you have any guy friends i can sleep with? they just can't have any stds or be ax murderers...
me: well, i guess i can send out a memo...
her: yeah, no killers... (long pause) and i guess he should be remotely attractive too. put that in the memo.

classic quote: "so i just need to either need to have sex with him or punch him, i can't tell yet"

and to think, this was a totally sober, if only hyper-manic conversation