welcome to the funhouse...

so my cousin's wedding is fourth of july weekend. oh boy.so i've already started getting inquiries from oh, my entire family, as to whether the boy is coming home with me to the wedding. chris, the one getting married even sent me the following email:

So.... I hear through the grapevine that you have a special Luvah! Have you thought about bringing this oh-so-lucky Gentleman to the wedding? I would love to meet him... as I imagine he is quite the individual (if he is willing to put up with YOUR shit). . : W O R D : .

yeah. because a family wedding is the best place to introduce him to everyone, where they will all be drunk and "on my best behavior, i PROMISE!!!" but i did invite him, and it's still all up in the air with him starting a new job and all and his best friend's wedding two weeks before. we'll see. it should be interesting.

curvy my ass!!

so i went shopping today, yeah, like i can afford it, but i was bored. and i was at the gap browsing through their different types of pants, skinny, straight leg, the new boyfriend trouser, and curvy. now i was thumbing through curvy, and the sizes only went up to 6. yes 6. now something tells me that most women under the size of 6 are not in any definition "curvy" unless those curves are silicone supplemented. so i looked at the boyfriend trouser, nothing above a 6, same with straight leg and wide leg pants too. what the fuck? screw you gap. can't a girl get a size 8, a 10, a 12 even? are those forbidden plus sizes at the gap now? are you trying to induce eating disorders? join the league of hollister then.

most depressing day EVER!

so i am home sick from work watching march madness, and wisconsin is playing. you would thing this is a good thing, but we are fucking losing to teaxa a&m- corpus christi.... yeah WHO?!?! they have a basketball team?! apparently because we're losing!! WTF! god! why do we always blow it!?

ps- it's snowing little pellets of ice- AWESOME!